Which one of you monkey slappin”, knuckle bustin’ reviewers did the review for Half-Life 2: Episode Two? Implying that the Antlion level was the only “Alamo” (aka “defend the flag”) - what a load! Episode Two is just a compilation of “defend the flag” with a really beautiful wrapping. First you go to the mines to defend against an unreasonable onslaught of Antlions. Then it’s defend the flag against troops and “mini-me” walkers at the farmhouse. And let”s not forget the defend the flag - oops, sorry, base - against the endless horde of walkers with their minime escorts that seemed to go on forever. When did Half-Life become defend the fort?