tweetmeme_url=’http://xplayer.org/?p=43′; tweetmeme_style = ‘normal’;tweetmeme_source = ‘iupiter’; A young man went up to his father and asked him, “Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?”
His father said, “I don’t know. Are you any good?”
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of [...]

tweetmeme_url=’http://xplayer.org/?p=40′; tweetmeme_style = ‘normal’;tweetmeme_source = ‘iupiter’; A man returned home form a business trip. He was looking forward to spending some private time with his wife. He was dismayed to find his three children sleeping in their bed. His wife explained that they had gotten scared while he was gone, so she [...]

tweetmeme_url=’http://xplayer.org/?p=45′; tweetmeme_style = ‘normal’;tweetmeme_source = ‘iupiter’; “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?”
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, “Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an [...]