tweetmeme_url=’http://xplayer.org/?p=37′; tweetmeme_style = ‘normal’;tweetmeme_source = ‘iupiter’; A man goes to the doctor’s, feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, ‘Sorry, I have some bad news. You have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It’s called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have [...]

tweetmeme_url=’http://xplayer.org/?p=32′; tweetmeme_style = ‘normal’;tweetmeme_source = ‘iupiter’; A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant
“Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of [...]

tweetmeme_url=’http://xplayer.org/?p=34′; tweetmeme_style = ‘normal’;tweetmeme_source = ‘iupiter’; A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to [...]

tweetmeme_url=’http://xplayer.org/?p=47′; tweetmeme_style = ‘normal’;tweetmeme_source = ‘iupiter’; A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship’s wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?”
And the pirate says…
“Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!”

tweetmeme_url=’http://xplayer.org/?p=43′; tweetmeme_style = ‘normal’;tweetmeme_source = ‘iupiter’; A young man went up to his father and asked him, “Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?”
His father said, “I don’t know. Are you any good?”
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of [...]

tweetmeme_url=’http://xplayer.org/?p=40′; tweetmeme_style = ‘normal’;tweetmeme_source = ‘iupiter’; A man returned home form a business trip. He was looking forward to spending some private time with his wife. He was dismayed to find his three children sleeping in their bed. His wife explained that they had gotten scared while he was gone, so she [...]

tweetmeme_url=’http://xplayer.org/?p=45′; tweetmeme_style = ‘normal’;tweetmeme_source = ‘iupiter’; “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?”
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, “Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an [...]